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EXCERPTS FROM A GOLDENDOODLE'S DIARY
8:00 a.m. Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m. Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m. Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m. Oh boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m. Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m. Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m. Oh boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m. Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m. Oh boy! Pretty flower! My favorite!
6:00 p.m. Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 p.m. Oh boy! Watching TV w/my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m. Oh boy! Sleeping in my master's bed! My favorite!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
Day 183 of my capitivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on
fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my
attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the
top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on
their favorite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and
condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of
gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the
noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies".
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than
happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with
them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety
is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.......
8:00 a.m. Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m. Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m. Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m. Oh boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m. Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m. Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m. Oh boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m. Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m. Oh boy! Pretty flower! My favorite!
6:00 p.m. Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 p.m. Oh boy! Watching TV w/my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m. Oh boy! Sleeping in my master's bed! My favorite!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
Day 183 of my capitivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on
fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my
attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the
top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on
their favorite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and
condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of
gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the
noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies".
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than
happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with
them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety
is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.......
ISLA - F1 Standard
out of Cassie and by
Hawkeye.
out of Cassie and by
Hawkeye.